The Intelligent Design Coloring BookThe Intelligent Design Coloring Book
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Current format, Unknown, 2011, , Available. Offered in 0 more formatsA child's life is full of both joys and challenges-the infinite wonder of learning, the literal and figurative scraped knees of everyday life, and, of course, deep, penetrating theological terror. That's why Pastor Brett of the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church has created an activity book that will divert those long lazy hours of idle youth into a soul-saving good time. Inside are crafty puzzles, mazes of wrath, and connect-the-dots! Also, the mysteries of God's creation are revealed and explored, including, but not limited to: why God sometimes does not answer your prayers; why heterosexual monogamy is demanded of us; and why listening to scientists will end with your corporeal destruction and eternal damnation. You will learn the nature of other 'religions' as well as how best to crush them. And then there will be juice boxes. While tradition states that the path to heaven is paved by knowledge of scripture, the doing of good works, and the conversion of heathens, it has recently been revealed that no one can obtain their eternal reward without first reading The Intelligent Design Coloring Book!
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- [United States] : Soft Skull Press : Made available through hoopla, 2011.
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